brandishes a knife

[sageguidance]

aki hiding in the gy like

Comments

[illomened]

Take your time! The other vegetables won't do the same thing, yes - it's only onions, really. And peppers, of course, but that's a bit different.

[He would remember to warn Alphinaud not to touch his eyes after handling peppers...]

[sageguidance]

[ that's a shame ]

Peppers, I know, are at the very least spicy.

[ while he's rubbing at his eyes ]

[illomened]

[HELP]

Mm - some are so spicy that even touching just a single seed and wiping at your eye afterward can make it turn red and water.

[ALPHINAUD YOUR DELICATE EYEBALLS.]

[sageguidance]

[ THEY'RE NORMAL NOT DELICATE ]

How anyone can stand eating such things in the first place, I do not know.

[illomened]

[He continues to be the normal elf.]

Peppers? Oh, my... Are you not a fan of spicy foods?

[sageguidance]

Erm...

No, I do not do well with spicy.

[illomened]

[Sweet delicate Alphinaud's cat tongue...]

I suppose it's not for everyone. Well! Good to know; I'll be sure to warn you if I ever make anything with spice.